These micro thongs are stripper panties. I love them and hate them. Stripper, not the panties, I love the panties. Strippers are a fantasy that when it turns to reality makes a great story, but will eventually make a great story about your life getting screwed up. I know it seems like a great idea to date a stripper, and I am sure there are a few out there that aren’t nuts, but women are crazy already, do you really think one that takes her clothes off for a living is going to not be nuts?